Frim folk and Yellowbellies

 

Some famous names, that you may know, have dwelt in Lincolnshire

That we should celebrate and name with pride

Come forth you men of science, politicians and the rest

From beneath those rocks and bushels where you hide.

Let's hear it for those Methodists, the Wesleys, Charles and John

Who brought about revival in this land.

Another good samaritan, Chad Varah was his name.

Who saw the need to lend a helping hand.

From Revesby came Sir Joseph Banks who made his name in Oz,

Like explorers Matthew Flinders and George Bass. 

From Spilsby there's John Franklin, who sailed in Arctic seas

As he searched through northern ice-flows for a pass.

Let's talk of Isaac Newton and of Maggie Thatcher too

Who left the streets of Grantham in their prime

Not forgetting Mr Parsons, that's Nicholas of course

Who gave us Just a Minute of his time.

I calculate that many folk won't know the name, George Boole

Who proposed a logic theory based on maths.

In contrast there's that teacher who featured in 'Please Sir'

John Alderton's brave efforts raised some laughs.

Remember Richard Todd, the actor known for busting dams

And big Geoff Capes, he put his shot nearby.

Not far away at Sleaford, Miss Saunders made us roar

She was Absolutely Fab, you can't deny.

Lord Tennyson from Somersby, composed a poem or two

The one about Child Harold left me bored

He wrote at length about some girl he took a fancy to

Down the garden he asked, "How about it, Maud?"

Before he made 'endeavours' in the town of dreaming spires

Colin Dexter lived in Stamford town.

The same place where Sir Malcolm Sargent spent his early years

As he practised promenading up and down

When Billy Butlin planned to build a campsite by the sea

Just north of Skeg he chose a 'bracing' site.

Yet the poem by Jean Inglelow it told a gloomy tale

Of a shoreline breached by storm and tidal might.

Cusha, cusha, cusha, calling; overture, beginners please

Come, Dame Sybil Thorndike take your bow

Miss Dickson sing your socks off, Joan Plowright strut your stuff 

Don't miss your cue, the limelight beckons now.

Jim Broadbent won an oscar and a bafta and a globe

He's an actor, not a runner in a race.

Tony Jacklin likes his birdies which does upset his wife

So he's under par, she's slapped him in the face

Now we've not seen much of royalty since Bolingbroke was here

Perhaps they never think of us as posh.

After crossing through the fens old King John turned up his toes.

He were miffed, he'd left Crown jewels in the wash.

Patricia Hodge and Robert Webb, some names you may have heard

Guy Martin's yet another off the 'telly'

But a better claim to fame is the fact you may have missed

They were fortunate to be born 'yellow-belly.'

So next time someone visits or stops you in the street

Just slap them on the back and call them, 'Fellow' 

Offer them a slice of chine, or better still, plum bread

And show them that your belly's rather yellow.

Mark Temple

Time 'for a song' gentlemen, please

When was the last time you enjoyed an old fashioned singsong down at your local?  I have thought it is rather sad that these days communities rarely have the chance to share in this enjoyable British tradition. Although we have numerous, trendy, wine bars and clubs offering karaoke these are quite different. They may give Tina Turner or Barry Manilow wannabes the chance to strut their stuff with their friends after a few drinks but these aren't community singalongs. I remember, as a student in the seventies, calling in a couple of loughborough, town-centre pubs where they still had an old upright piano in one corner of the public bar and where, for twenty minutes or so, twice a week, an enthusiastic local would sit down and reel through a repertoire of old songs. Specifically I remember, Mr Clarke at the Old Packe Horse (recently given a makeover and renamed the Organ Grinder). If I recall he had a rather gravelly voice which he used to launch most songs (largely to insure the revellers recognised which song he was currently playing)  before the whole room joined in. He rarely played with sheet music in front of him and songs were strung together with smooth dexterity. Every taste was catered for. Irish melodies were integrated with music hall ballads and wartime hits. Everything from Ivor Novello to Buddy Holly.  Occasionally soloists would be encouraged to lead a verse or two whilst the audience waited eagerly for the chorus. I remember he would pick out one of his personal favourites, which maybe less well-known, and he would continue to sing them through before returning to those more recognisable items. And I never heard him give up on a song even if no-one else in the room seemed to be singing.  

So, what has happened to this very British tradition? I heard on the radio a few weeks ago that a group in London (I think they were called PIPS: Pianos in Pubs for Singalongs) were trying to reintroduce pianos and pub singalongs into a couple of city pubs citing the fact that out of nearly 1000 London pubs surveyed only 7 still had pianos used regularly to accompany occasions of this type. I read in a magazine last year that in the Richmond area of Yorkshire, two students, just for a little bit of beer money in the summer holidays, were trawling around a number of willing inns nearby with an old piano in a horse-trailer simply to provide the locals with an opportunity for a good old-fashioned singsong.  I doubt there is any pub in my own county of Leicestershire that still has a piano available on the premises to be used in this way (I'd love to be corrected). It is very sad that this should be the case, more-so given the fact that one local lady, back in the 1960s, became a national treasure when her particular style of pub piano playing hit our television screens and rocketed her to stardom. I'm speaking of course of the village of ‘Our Glad’ also known as Hathern's Mrs Mills. I am no fan of jukeboxes playing incessantly in bars or restaurants and personally I shy away from pubs where football is screened non-stop from an overhead screen. Surely once a week a few minutes of live music, played by an enthusiastic pianist, would add something positive to the ambience and community spirit of any local hostelry.  The cockney 'knees up' had something of a revival in the eighties and nineties with the likes of Chas and Dave appearing on the Television but did it survive outside the confines of Shepherd's bush? Hardly. However, on a trip to London recently, I was pleasantly surprised to see that in the busy concourse within the St. Pancras and King Cross stations, several brightly painted, upright pianos had been installed to allow members of the public to play. Whilst sitting in one of the station cafes we heard several people playing a wide variety of pieces; songs from the shows alongside well-known, classical pieces. A crowd gathered for a few moments before disappearing again. Sadly there was no singing. 

The only time we get close to sharing anything like this in our village of Woodhouse Eaves is when a few locals gather to sing a few carols each Christmas in one of our village pubs. Such a pity, for back in the 1980s I recall going into a the Curzon Arms on more than one occasion to be entertained by a local amateur pianist and joining with the locals in such standards as, 'You are my sunshine, Pack up your troubles and forgotten classics like, You can't keep a horse in a lighthouse. They don't write 'em like that anymore.